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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
omfg what the fuck I love this, when he chases the kids on the playground<3
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- Little Brother: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
- Me: I don't know, why?
- Little Brother: Because he was stabbed by the monkey.
- Me: ...
none of my friends care as much about me as i do them and i always put everybodys happiness ahead of my own and it just ends up making me really sad inside because i care more about everybody than anybody cares about me
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i just opened a bottle of cock and it exploded all over me and my laptop hahahajljl4kr3kjehfd
COKE
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